The kids at camp came up with the goatman thing: "he's half man, half goat, and half devil." Some of the counselors decided to play on it. I'd put a fur on my back and foil horns from the cafeteria. Steve and Rob Sawey were the "Goat patrol" and they'd chase Goatman (Toby) though the woods and cabins. Some of the kids were sceptical, so one of the other counselors created this article after the goatman pranks began. One night Steve and I were in my cabin talking about it with the kids, and one of them says, "I don't believe in goatman!" I replied, "have you ever heard of a Jack-a-lope?" Another kid chimes in "yeah my uncle shot one!" I then said, "do you understand anything about biology or genetic engineering?" Then another kid asks, "Is goatman where a man and a goat get together?" Steve and I are doing our best to keep a straight face and nod our heads "yes." Steve loses it a few minutes later and has to plant his head into a pillow on one of the upper bunk beds. The last day of camp when the kids discover I'm goatman, I am honored with water baloons and a swirly...
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